I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Snoopy: "Yes, but on all the other days we will not".
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A good friend of mine from high school thinks if this goes on much longer that she'll be able to sit on her long hair again like she could back then. That's a lot of hair and it was beautiful!
Gas money too.
Restaurant and coffee shops.
What else?
Wait, what are we spending more on? I can’t think of anything at the moment.
If all of their customers do indeed schedule an appointment, that hairdresser will have a big fat full order book to show her/his bank when negotiating a short-term loan.
Since we don't know when we'll be allowed back to the salons, customers could buy a ticket and then be contacted in ticket number order when it's time to confirm bookings.
1. Cans of fruit are generally larger than cans of vegetables and
2. They bought way too many cans of beans."
-Reddit
He could travel anywhere.
He could shelter in place.
He could buy off Hollywood.
He could buy off politicians.
But he could never buy clean hands.
Sometimes I will ask my husband if there is anything he feels like for dinner, I am looking for ideas and he will say, surprise me!
So I serve nothing and say surprise, no dinner!
He doesn't think it is as funny as I do😁
”If you think toilet paper is bad, just wait until 300 million people want a
hair appointment for the same day”.
“I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets?”
“Pardon me?”
“I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets?”
“You didn’t think we gave pretty girls tickets? You’re absolutely right. We don’t. Sign here.”
-Reddit
Sitting on the couch and my husband said quietly ‘The good part of all this is I get to spend more time with you’. I turned my head and looked at him lovingly, and realised he was talking to the dog.
My wife said if I don’t get off the computer and do something helpful she’d slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she’s jokiq[qweiprvjh fiugncpeohnc ;lzdohcn
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like “See? This is why I chew the furniture”.
This one comes with a picture of a hole in the lawn, about 7feet by 2:
Day 8 of quarantine. My wife has taken up gardening but she won’t tell me what she’s going to plant.
Love to all, Margaret
*Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told ‘no’ if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
PS I loved your one about the surprise dinners! I've just cleaned out most of my kitchen cupboards, and yes, I had too many cans of beans!
They found the suspect, and then proceeded to educate him on domestic violence.
It was brilliant."
- Reddit ??
Whenever someone would get all huffy and demand, “Do you know who I am?” … He would immediately get on his radio and say, “This is going to be a psychiatric case. Subject doesn’t know who he is.”
That reminds me of a true story with a funny ending. Williamsburg, VA was being restored, but the old mental health hospital there was still in use. A patient was out in the yard working when Mr. Rockefeller walked by and said hello I'm J. D. Rockefeller to which the patient replied and I'm Napoleon. Each of them thought the other was mentally ill.
My dad took me out to practice driving when I was 17. At one point, he told me to stop and get out of the car in the middle of the road.
“Look at the car! Look at the lane! Which one is bigger?”
I said, “The lane?”
“THEN STAY IN IT!”
Mom paid for me to have private lessons after that.