I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Nothing gets done after the first bottle.
when I first came across this forum, I was confused by something I kept seeing. Posters making comments such as, "mom needs to go to NH" or "going to check out NH today" etcetera. . . .
I was puzzled why so many people had parents in New Hampshire! What's up with New Hampshire? Is there something going on there that I'm not aware of? Is it the place to be for seniors?
It took a bit, but I caught on.
#acronymsareyourfriend
And finally, the conversation ended when the window said.....
stop being a pane.
Ahem... Cwillie, your 2 sentence joke about the iron - I didn't get it. But I Knew it's something that my brothers would have gotten and laughed over it. I had to re-read it at least 6 times within a 30min. time table. I was determined to 'get it'.... I finally got it and chuckled. sigh... For me, that was a simple but difficult one.
He screamed, “Mummy, you hit me on the head with a rock! How could you!”
I swore to him a seagull dropped it on him. Every so often, he’ll bring it up. I will never admit it was me.”
Someone responded to the poster above: “You should bring this up on you’re deathbed, but die before you actually tell him it was you.”
hahaha. Thanks for the laugh. How about? “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.” I actually hate that song but hey, we could be creative with the lyrics and it would fit.
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=G-ugfNXYcDg&feature=emb_logo
So cute!
LVG Living Room
KIT Kitchen
BTH Bathroom
MBR Master Bedroom
PAT Patio
BAL Balcony
HOFC Home Office
MC Man Cave
BKY Backyard
Enjoy your trip!!!
Thanks for sharing!
"I was jogging late at night. A guy reached out his hand in front of me as I passed. I high-fived him.... Turns out he was hailing a taxi."
- Reddit ?
My elderly neighbor has told me that she walks into a room and forgets what she went in there for so she walks away. As soon as she gets back to the other room she remembers and has to walk back to retrieve it.
Or she says she is cooking and will open the fridge for an ingredient and forget what she needed. Hahaha
* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social distancing - from the refrigerator
* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter -- The Living Room or The Bedroom
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it
cleans the toilet.
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under