I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
if you just refrain from killing them?
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
--But doctor, my name isn't David...
--I know. I am David.
2 pm — but not today
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
Have you ever been on a date and thought,
dying alone doesn't sound that bad?
but I turned myself around.
You'll all be sorry
when I figure out how to breathe fire.
I should probably be in jail.
I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.
to my age. I did not use it.
For example, I’m not afraid of rough cookie dough.
but we live here.
You were clearly thrown at a wall.
you’ve tried on a too-small dress and thought you were stuck in it forever.
i meant to write:
😇💪🏻 We’re all brave in our own way.
For example, I’m not afraid of RAW cookie dough.
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since i'm on the cookie topic anyway, here are some more:
What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.
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Tough cookies stick together.
but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
I hug people that I hate,
so that I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.
I'm in a really good place spiritually.
So please f---- off.
I don't hate you,
I'm just simply not excited about your existence.
peace of mind.